Wednesday, July 27, 2011

{FORGET ABOUT IT}

Dear assholes and bitches in We Are Scientists' gig in Jakarta,

What the fuck are you doing? No don't explain, I'm pretty sure you are big fans of 30 seconds to mars I know they're playing in the same stage as We Are Scientists and you want to get a good spot to see 'almighty Leto' but please, it's really annoying for us WAS fans to enjoy a brilliant brilliant show they are putting and you guys either:
  • Just standing there like a lifeless statue
  • Taking photos the whole way through, oh right sorry of course you have a DSLR which makes you a legit photographer.
  • Playing with your iphone app
  • BBMing + twittering throughout the whole set
  • SITTING DOWN
WHO THE FUCK, SITS DOWN, 4 ROWS FROM THE FRONT, WHEN A BAND IS PLAYING UP ON STAGE. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT AT ALL? I get it ok you don't 'dig' WAS, you want to see 30 seconds to mars must be hardcore fans or whatever but didn't they teach you about manners in school? Oh right those 'alays' mocking WAS, yeah like you can make better music. I'm looking forward to hear your next 'newastuti-like' music. Twats.


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Dear assholes in Blood Red Shoes' gig in Jakarta (day one),

Yeah, you two. I know you like Blood Red Shoes, I mean you were singing along to 'It's Getting Boring By The Sea', I mean first time I saw you guys I thought "these guys are kewwwl." And when those two annoying photographers in front couldn't take our shrieking banshee-like screams and went out of the crowd, you guys fought for the front row. And pretty rough too, but then again at that time I did thought you guys were big fans and so I didn't really think of it that much. I switched places with my friend so she could get a better view since the guys were blocking her way, and fucking hell you guys are fucking tall. For fuck sakes bros what the fuck do you guys eat as kids? And then is that it? You guys got front row and just, stop singing along? Oh right you guys didn't know their songs after 'It's Getting Boring By the Sea', I mean I don't mind if you only like one song and all but, what kind of douchebags mocks the band while the band is playing? Fine you think their songs are repetitive, fine you guys only like a couple of their songs but, for fuck sakes who do you think you are? Front row + mocking the band whilst they're playing = fuck you muthafukka.
I respect that you guys were trying to enjoy the concert at least...

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Dear assholes and bitches in We Are Scientists' gig in Singapore,

When I first saw you guys, well I didn't really took a notice of you guys. I just assume the crowd was divided into two groups: the WAS fans, and the Neon Trees fans. I mean I bet people are looking forward to see one band more than the other right?
Oh look 2 guys meeting up with some British chicks, exciting for them right?
  • "I know right! Their shows are like, a mixture of them playing and stand up comedy!"
  • "I listen to their songs every morning!"
  • "They're so big in England, we're from England!"
I was sitting down and looking at up at you guys (since you guys were standing up) and thought "wow, I would like to talk to these people and share my love to WAS with someone in the concert). The concert was about to start, my friend and I kept staring at this little peek-hole and you could a view of the backstage area. I yelled out "CHRISSSSS!!" when I saw well, Chris walking backstage. It caught you four off guard huh? Sorry I have the tendency to do that (aka laneway '11). Boy 1 turned around and said "haha wow you're obsessed than I am!"
I didn't think of much of that back then, I mean they were in the first row and I was in the second, since they're such big fans right?
WRONG. Are you guys really obsessed with this band? ARE YOU?! I don't care if you're not I mean it's not like in order to like a band you have to be obsessed with them, but don't fucking act like you're their #1 fan when YOU GUYS DID NOT DO SHIT THROUGH OUT THE GIG. DIDN'T DO SHIT. MUTHAFUKKA. Yo bitches and assholes didn't even sing along, didn't even jump! Didn't even look excited about it! The only thing I saw you guys did was clap and scream when the band came on. Oh and girls, what the fuck ok I guess you guys are fans I'm cool with that but, why were not singing along to any of their songs then? you don't remember the lyrics? Fine let's say you don't, then why weren't you jumping or at least try to have fun? One of the most annoying thing that you guys did was scream and viciously wave when Keith went to our side of the crowd.... Really? Really? Really?
Man with hat you are pretty funny, at first. But ohmyfuk stop requesting for "the great escape" or "after hours" EVERY-FUCKING-TIME WAS finish playing a song! I'm sure they will play it, but I mean come on, they already have a setlist, even if they don't play it then what? Ok you weren't really an asshole, just kind of annoying, I mean I saw you talking to them I guess you're cool. But still a bit annoying.

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