when someone asked you a question you don't want to answer
"Sorry I don't speak English"
when your friends are talking over one another
"SHUT UP! .....Romeo's cryin'"
when you make a point
"Am I the only one zen around here? Good lord"
when someone asks something about what other people are doing
"Sacrifice virgins and stuff"
when someone asks "who are you?"
"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH"
when you see a fight starting
"shit just got real"
when someone asks you what you want to do for uni/when you grow up
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
when someone asks you what you think of another person
"[name of person] is flawless, I hear her hair is insured for $10,000, I hear she does commercial... in Japan etc"
when someone asks you to do something you don't want to do
"DAMMIT [name of person] I'M A [what you are] NOT A [whatever they expect you to do]"
when you're on a boat/ship
"I'M KING OF THE WORLDDDDD!"
when someone asks you about plans (or something like that)
"Plans? where we're going, we don't need plans"
when you meet your favorite band/musician
"WE ARE/I AM NOT WORTHY"
when you see someone with a box
"WHAT'S IN DA BOXX?!?!"
when you just pawned someone
"yippie ki yay, motherfucker"
when you enter a room
"heee-eeee--eerrree's JOHNNY"
when someone asks for your last name
"MCLOVIN'"
when someone asks who are you going to call
"GHOSTBUSTERS"
when someone asks where we are going
"CAMELOT!"
when someone asks for your age
"i am sixteen going on seventeen i know that i'm naive"
when someone asks what did you do to persuade another person
"i made an offer he/she don't refuse"
when someone's going away
"may the force be with you"
when you try to flirt with someone
"SHWING!" or "how you doin'?"
when someone asks if you are trying to seduce them
"am i? *lift up skirt/shirt/pants/just be slutty*"
when you're introducing people to your short friend
"say hello to my little friend"
when someone says something
"that's what she said"
when you want to insult someone
"you son of a motherless goat!" or "you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!"
when someone asks you what you like/want from starbucks
"orange mocha frappuccino!"
when someone asks what you're going to do today
"whatever I feel like I want to do, gosh!"
that's all I could think of right now, go and give it a guess to where they came from. peace.

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