REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO BLOG?

I don't. Like what do I even talk about now? What do I even write? Who the fuck is reading this. Nadia. Nadia will read it, and then scoff while she eats her baby carrots. Fuck your baby carrots girl. Well TBH y'all, I was going to write something again the next time I get drunk. But I keep forgetting and without the influence of alcohol I'm 120% less interesting which leaves my current interesting LVL at -20%. But you know what, it's raining outside, I got bored watching Jurassic Park: The Lost World and I have no friends so let's do a quick recap/review of what is up and about.

~*FIRSTLY*~ i'm going to list of the movies I've watched and rate them out of ten because I simply can and my opinion is totally valid no matter what anyone else say fuck you

• Chappie (dir. Neill Blomkamp)
• UGH this is hard, I genuinely enjoyed the movie despite its flaws so okay I'm going to be nice and say a 6/10
• Get Him To The Greek (dir. Nicholas Stoller)
•  better late than never 7.5/10
• Horns (dir. Alexandre Aja) 
• FUCK THIS MOVIE 2/10
• Kingsman: The Secret Service (dir. Matthew Vaughn)
•  hm 6/10
• Fifty Shades of Grey (dir. Sam Taylor Johnson) 
• WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT it wasn't even funny or stimulating it was just boring 1/10
• Jupiter Ascending (dir. Wachowski Siblings) 
• fucking bees 4/10
• The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (dir. Francis Lawrence) 
• shut the love triangle down 5/10
• Taken 3 (dir. Olivier Megaton) 
• good luck 4/10
• Pieta (dir. Kim Ki Duk) 
• why 6/10
• Pretty Woman (dir. Garry Marshall) 
• #sugardaddy 7.5/10
• Mammoth (dir. Lukas Moodsson) 
• aha racism and sexism wut 1/10
• Jigoku de Naze Warui (dir. Sion Sono) 
• brush your teeth kids 8/10
• Birdman (dir. Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu) 
• thespianlyf 6/10
• Gone Girl (dir. David Fincher)
•  fuckin' yes 9/10
• Fury (dir. David Ayer) 
• I missed some parts because of the sudden urge to pee so 6.5/10
• Nightcrawler (dir. Dan Gilroy) 
• Gyllenhawt 6.5/10
• The Maze Runner (dir. Wes Ball)
•  #boysboysboys 6/10
• Selma (dir. Ava DuVernay)
•  WHERE ARE THEIR OSCARS 7.5/10
• Edge of Tomorrow (dir. Doug Liman) 
• ALL YOU NEED IS KILL KTHXBAI 6/10 #fuckcruise
• The Imitation Game (dir. Morten Tyldum) 
• eh 6/10
• Big Hero 6 (dir. Chris Williams) 
• senpai tadashi pls 7.5/10
• Boyhood (dir. Richard Linklater) 
• fuck puberty 3/10
• Interstellar (dir. Christopher Nolan) 
• alright alright alright 7/10
• The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies (dir. Peter Jackson)
• "why does it hurt so much?" "because it was real #follow4more" 6.5/10
• Guardians of the Galaxy (dir. James Gunn)
• pinacolada 7/10

I can't think of anymore movies that I watched recently (by that i mean in the last.. couple of months? shrug emoticon) so let's move on to the next list!

 CONCERT LIST

• Mac Demarco + Jirapah

...That's it. Hm. I would say "oh look how time have changed" but no it's more like "oh look how much I've grown because I'm more financially aware now like WOW concerts are fucking EXPENSIVE" especially in Australia like seriously tuition and living cost is expensive enough in this state. 

MUSIC YAY

I actually have written a blog post about music and self expression somewhere in my old laptop but just didn't have time to finish it up but, I will. One day. But want some music stuff? LET ME THROW MUSIC AT YOU

Should I stop throwing music?

Well then, that's the end of this post. Is it too late to make a 'Best of 2014' list? Hm. I guess it is. Well I'll probably be to lazy to make one anyway. There's so much things I gotta do yknow? Like ranting to myself on the internet, bugging Nadia online, eating Golden Gaytimes and NOT cleaning my apartment. Ah, good times. But I swear, on my mother's non-existent third ear, I will continue blogging again this year. Not for you, not for me, but for my English. English is weird and hard language fuck English man.

fun fact: I got one of my wisdom tooth taken out and lost 2 kilos from only eating soup for two weeks. I have experienced hell.